a written letter on the network;

[srslynotguy]

Yuri,

Thanks for walking across the floor while dripping wet again. You really can't help it if it's been your habit from since then. I suppose I could have yelled at you for doing it again today, but I'll just thank you this time. You know we just end up with me beating you at Xanadu whenever we start one of our screaming matches, and for your sake, I thought I might as well skip that part.

Your friend,

Flynn Scifo