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srslynotguy) wrote2011-02-23 09:02 pm
srslynotguy) wrote2011-02-23 09:02 pm
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accidental video;
[ It's night time when the device splutters to life -- bzzt bzzt. It's dim in the room it's come to life in, and across the room, sitting innocently on the counter between a cookie jar and a hot chocolate tin is a monkey with eyes that are ever-vigilant. What's happening? Why, first off, it doesn't take long to realize that the device has come to life and begun filming in the kitchen.
There's a blur of white and the device loses focus for a moment.... until a blond knight appears. He's wearing anpink apron. And reading some... papers. A notebook? ]
Miss Fuu left me this... so I should make good use of them. Let's see--
[ The knight paces back and forth, opening cupboards and cabinets until finally, there's a pot on the stove-- Why, the stove is well within view! ]
Alright. First, I have to boil this much water--
[ He goes up to the stove, reaches for the knobs, and......... turns. It takes one small move. The monkey who remains visible from the device stands up..... ]
CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG!!!!!!!!!!!
[ the monkey strikes. Its eyes are glowing an angry red. ]
There's a blur of white and the device loses focus for a moment.... until a blond knight appears. He's wearing an
Miss Fuu left me this... so I should make good use of them. Let's see--
[ The knight paces back and forth, opening cupboards and cabinets until finally, there's a pot on the stove-- Why, the stove is well within view! ]
Alright. First, I have to boil this much water--
[ He goes up to the stove, reaches for the knobs, and......... turns. It takes one small move. The monkey who remains visible from the device stands up..... ]
CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG!!!!!!!!!!!
[ the monkey strikes. Its eyes are glowing an angry red. ]
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Hey! Get the hell out of there and take that--that thing with you!
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I'm sorry. I didn't mean to wake you and Yuri up... I'll take care of it.
[ Does. Tries. Fails. AND HEY, HE CAN COOK. HE'S OKAY TO BE IN THE KITCHEN >( ]
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[So she was already awake--it's still annoying her! AND SHE'S STILL HORRIFIED BY THAT PUDDING MONSTER. >:|]
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I'm left with no choice but to dispose of it.
I'll be back after I've left it outside. Until then, please watch over the pot of water I'm boiling...
[ So, he goes.... but as soon as he's outside the house, a monkey with cymbals starts sounding from one of the cabinets. ]
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[Fine, she'll go to dump that water. But that clanging...]
Hey! I thought you said you were getting rid of it!
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But- I have...
It's coming from one of the cabinets!
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[She starts ripping open cabinets until she finds it--and throws it at Flynn.]
Now toss this one out there, too!
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[ Catches and runs out-- but sure enough, as soon as he's stepped out of the house another one sounds. Still in the kitchen. ]
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[ARTES IN THE HOUSE-
CLANG CLANG CLANG
...and more start up.]
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[ So Flynn goes on to try and pinpoint where the others are, but there seems to be more than one making those sounds... As a result, finding them is a bit tricky. ]
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Hurry up and find them all before I blast this whole room away!
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Please calm down. Blowing this whole room away won't do us any good!
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What do you mean, no good? It'll shut them up!
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[ He doesn't believe it. DENIAL DENIAL D: ]
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[ This is true, Rita! As for the taste... ]
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[It was unimpressive. To put it one way.]
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[ :( ]
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[>:|]