accidental video;

[srslynotguy]

[ It's night time when the device splutters to life -- bzzt bzzt. It's dim in the room it's come to life in, and across the room, sitting innocently on the counter between a cookie jar and a hot chocolate tin is a monkey with eyes that are ever-vigilant. What's happening? Why, first off, it doesn't take long to realize that the device has come to life and begun filming in the kitchen.

There's a blur of white and the device loses focus for a moment.... until a blond knight appears. He's wearing an pink apron. And reading some... papers. A notebook? ]

Miss Fuu left me this... so I should make good use of them. Let's see--

[ The knight paces back and forth, opening cupboards and cabinets until finally, there's a pot on the stove-- Why, the stove is well within view! ]

Alright. First, I have to boil this much water--

[ He goes up to the stove, reaches for the knobs, and......... turns. It takes one small move. The monkey who remains visible from the device stands up..... ]

CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG!!!!!!!!!!!

[ the monkey strikes. Its eyes are glowing an angry red. ]

Comments

[notflynn.livejournal.com]

Shut that thing up, would you?

[srslynotguy.livejournal.com]

[ Tries. Promptly forgets about the stove.]

I'm trying to! It doesn't seem to have a switch.

[notflynn.livejournal.com]

You've got a sword. Use it.

[srslynotguy.livejournal.com]

That's too harsh, Yuri.

[notflynn.livejournal.com]

Then lock it in a box and toss it out.

[srslynotguy.livejournal.com]

I'm tossing them out. Why do you insist on choosing the worst method possible? Even if it's a product of the city's curses, it's still just a toy. A piece of machinery.

It's not being malicious of its own volition.

[notflynn.livejournal.com]

Exactly. It's a toy. Either give it to some kid or just break it. What's the big deal anyway?

[srslynotguy.livejournal.com]

I'm leaving them outside. In the meantime, that is.

[notflynn.livejournal.com]

If I hear it, that's the last you'll see of it.

[blastiafreak]

[WHAT IS FLYNN DOING IN THE KITCHEN]

Hey! Get the hell out of there and take that--that thing with you!

[srslynotguy.livejournal.com]

[ !! Oh, wait, now he realizes you guys must've been woken up- ]

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to wake you and Yuri up... I'll take care of it.

[ Does. Tries. Fails. AND HEY, HE CAN COOK. HE'S OKAY TO BE IN THE KITCHEN >( ]

[blastiafreak]

You'd better be sorry! Hurry it up, already!

[So she was already awake--it's still annoying her! AND SHE'S STILL HORRIFIED BY THAT PUDDING MONSTER. >:|]

[srslynotguy.livejournal.com]

[ Well, it doesn't seem like there's a way to stop this toy. ]

I'm left with no choice but to dispose of it.

I'll be back after I've left it outside. Until then, please watch over the pot of water I'm boiling...

[ So, he goes.... but as soon as he's outside the house, a monkey with cymbals starts sounding from one of the cabinets. ]

[blastiafreak]

Wha--I'm not going to-

[Fine, she'll go to dump that water. But that clanging...]

Hey! I thought you said you were getting rid of it!

[srslynotguy.livejournal.com]

[ comes back- ]

But- I have...

It's coming from one of the cabinets!

[blastiafreak]

Ugh, what is this? An invasion?

[She starts ripping open cabinets until she finds it--and throws it at Flynn.]

Now toss this one out there, too!

[srslynotguy.livejournal.com]

Understood.

[ Catches and runs out-- but sure enough, as soon as he's stepped out of the house another one sounds. Still in the kitchen. ]

voice;

[sword-of-zero.livejournal.com]

Is everything all right, Flynn?

voice;

[srslynotguy.livejournal.com]

Ah- Sir Suzaku.

It's fine. At the very least, we have the situation under some form of... control.

voice;

[sword-of-zero.livejournal.com]

If you can't get it to stop, you'll probably have to destroy it or wake up everyone who is by you.

voice;

[srslynotguy.livejournal.com]

I've thrown out the offending toys. Still, there seems to be a number of them left in the kitchen.

I'm not sure how, or who planted them...

voice;

[sword-of-zero.livejournal.com]

Do you need any help with getting rid of them?

[He will spinkick all the monkies.]

voice;

[srslynotguy.livejournal.com]

At this rate, I might have to. Rita intends to blow the whole kitchen away if they don't stop.

voice;

[sword-of-zero.livejournal.com]

[Blinks.] Where are you? I will come over now.

voice;

[srslynotguy.livejournal.com]

This is our address: [ Blah blah blah. ]

It's near the lake. You can't miss it. And I ask that you don't destroy them. It's best if they're simply discarded outside. Yuri wants them destroyed, but I believe that's simply going too far.