srslynotguy | accidental video;

[ It's night time when the device splutters to life -- bzzt bzzt. It's dim in the room it's come to life in, and across the room, sitting innocently on the counter between a cookie jar and a hot chocolate tin is a monkey with eyes that are ever-vigilant. What's happening? Why, first off, it doesn't take long to realize that the device has come to life and begun filming in the kitchen.

There's a blur of white and the device loses focus for a moment.... until a blond knight appears. He's wearing an ~~pink~~ apron. And reading some... papers. A notebook? ]

Miss Fuu left me this... so I should make good use of them. Let's see--

[ The knight paces back and forth, opening cupboards and cabinets until finally, there's a pot on the stove-- Why, the stove is well within view! ]

Alright. First, I have to boil this much water--

[ He goes up to the stove, reaches for the knobs, and......... turns. It takes one small move. The monkey who remains visible from the device stands up..... ]

CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG!!!!!!!!!!!

[ the monkey strikes. Its eyes are glowing an angry red. ]

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[Blinks.] Where are you? I will come over now.

This is our address: [ Blah blah blah. ]

It's near the lake. You can't miss it. And I ask that you don't destroy them. It's best if they're simply discarded outside. Yuri wants them destroyed, but I believe that's simply going too far.

We should use whatever means will most effectively deal with them, but I'll honor your request and not use excessive force with them.

Thank you.

It just seems like it would be a waste. Aside from the noise pollution, these things have not done anything to hurt us.

Flynn?

[ Just got back from putting a monkey outside. He stops to greet Suzaku with a smile. ]

Sir Suzaku.

As you can hear, they seem to have infiltrated our house quite well...

Edited 2011-02-26 07:08 (UTC)

I don't think these monkeys are exactly harmless.

[ Finds a couple too and takes them outsiiidee. ]

I know they may not look very harmless... [ Okay, they look evil. ] ... but their actions have been limited to making noise.

Since that's all they've done, I'm willing to leave them someplace where they can make as much noise as they want. As long as it's away from us.

But then they might become an inconvenience to someone else.

But it doesn't look like there are too many people to be disturbed out here.

That's the point.

[ n_n ]

It wouldn't be right to leave our problems for other people, in any case.

I don't think those two will be bothering anyone again, but don't worry. I didn't break them.

That's fine.

[ They're not destroyed, at least.. ]

And that was an impressive technique, Sir Suzaku.

Thanks. It's a technique I've found is useful in dealing with a lot of problems.

[ or pansy noodleboys? :d ]

Do you fight with weapons at all?

[ Curious knight is curious. :o ]

I've been trained to use standard military guns and I've done some training with a sword before, but my main "weapon" training comes in the form of piloting my Knightmare.

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