accidental video;

[srslynotguy]

[ It's night time when the device splutters to life -- bzzt bzzt. It's dim in the room it's come to life in, and across the room, sitting innocently on the counter between a cookie jar and a hot chocolate tin is a monkey with eyes that are ever-vigilant. What's happening? Why, first off, it doesn't take long to realize that the device has come to life and begun filming in the kitchen.

There's a blur of white and the device loses focus for a moment.... until a blond knight appears. He's wearing an pink apron. And reading some... papers. A notebook? ]

Miss Fuu left me this... so I should make good use of them. Let's see--

[ The knight paces back and forth, opening cupboards and cabinets until finally, there's a pot on the stove-- Why, the stove is well within view! ]

Alright. First, I have to boil this much water--

[ He goes up to the stove, reaches for the knobs, and......... turns. It takes one small move. The monkey who remains visible from the device stands up..... ]

CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG!!!!!!!!!!!

[ the monkey strikes. Its eyes are glowing an angry red. ]

Comments

[notflynn.livejournal.com]

Then lock it in a box and toss it out.

[srslynotguy.livejournal.com]

I'm tossing them out. Why do you insist on choosing the worst method possible? Even if it's a product of the city's curses, it's still just a toy. A piece of machinery.

It's not being malicious of its own volition.

[notflynn.livejournal.com]

Exactly. It's a toy. Either give it to some kid or just break it. What's the big deal anyway?

[srslynotguy.livejournal.com]

I'm leaving them outside. In the meantime, that is.

[notflynn.livejournal.com]

If I hear it, that's the last you'll see of it.

[srslynotguy.livejournal.com]

You won't hear it once it's outside.

[ Foul mood is foul, eh? :| ]

[notflynn.livejournal.com]

I've been listening to it all day.

[Cause he's always doing stuff he shouldn't be doing...]

[srslynotguy.livejournal.com]

And?

You're not the only one inconvenienced by them.

[notflynn.livejournal.com]

I'm just the only one shutting them up properly.

[srslynotguy.livejournal.com]

By destroying them?

[notflynn.livejournal.com]

[...sighs]

You like these things or something?

[srslynotguy.livejournal.com]

It's not a matter of liking them or not. Destroying them is just too harsh. It hasn't exactly attacked us.

I simply believe in meting out the right punishment.

[notflynn.livejournal.com]

...It's a toy.

[srslynotguy.livejournal.com]

Exactly.

[notflynn.livejournal.com]

[Sighs again]

What are you doing anyway?

[srslynotguy.livejournal.com]

[ Now we can talk about lighter things- like cooking! ]

Oh. Miss Fuu left me some recipes... I thought I'd try making them.

[notflynn.livejournal.com]

...You're stubborn as hell, you know that?

[srslynotguy.livejournal.com]

I can't expect to improve if I'm not practicing.

[notflynn.livejournal.com]

You've had about ten years to improve. Still nothing.

[srslynotguy.livejournal.com]

Some skills take a while to improve.

[ ;3; Flynn will never give up, Yuri! One day, he will cook for you! Then you can lounge around~ ]

[notflynn.livejournal.com]

I'm definitely not touching it.

[srslynotguy.livejournal.com]

Not even a bit? I'd like to know if I've improved or not.

[ Because it tastes fine by him... ]

[notflynn.livejournal.com]

It looks all right at best.

[srslynotguy.livejournal.com]

My goal is to be able to cook for everyone in your place. It's not enough if I can only make it look good.

It has to taste good for the people I'm cooking for.

[ :< It's not eyecandy, Yuri. ]

[notflynn.livejournal.com]

We'll see how that works out for you, then.