srslynotguy | accidental video;

[ It's night time when the device splutters to life -- bzzt bzzt. It's dim in the room it's come to life in, and across the room, sitting innocently on the counter between a cookie jar and a hot chocolate tin is a monkey with eyes that are ever-vigilant. What's happening? Why, first off, it doesn't take long to realize that the device has come to life and begun filming in the kitchen.

There's a blur of white and the device loses focus for a moment.... until a blond knight appears. He's wearing an ~~pink~~ apron. And reading some... papers. A notebook? ]

Miss Fuu left me this... so I should make good use of them. Let's see--

[ The knight paces back and forth, opening cupboards and cabinets until finally, there's a pot on the stove-- Why, the stove is well within view! ]

Alright. First, I have to boil this much water--

[ He goes up to the stove, reaches for the knobs, and......... turns. It takes one small move. The monkey who remains visible from the device stands up..... ]

CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG!!!!!!!!!!!

[ the monkey strikes. Its eyes are glowing an angry red. ]