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[srslynotguy]

It's hard to believe it's only been a week after that day. Between the strange occurrences that plagued all of us through it all, it's easy to think that it might have been longer. It's hard to describe as well but everyone should know all that has happened.

Let's see... I hope my filters work properly.

[ PRIVATE TO imperialwill | HACKABLE ]

⇒ I apologize for the other day. Sincerely. Know that a second time will not happen again. I will do whatever it takes to prevent it. ⇐

[ PRIVATE TO roseofseingald | HACKABLE ]

⇒ It's time we talked about Yuri's matter, isn't it? ⇐

[ PRIVATE TO boobsorgtfo | HACKABLE ]

⇒ Miss Ino, about you and Yuri... ⇐

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[srslynotguy.livejournal.com]

I don't know. I think it's rather fun keeping secrets from you for a change. It's not fair if you're the one keeping all the secrets all the time, Yuri.

[ Oh, the sweet taste of victory. Let him enjoy it for a while, okay? At least he's not gonna be a jerk and really keep this a secret, Yuri! ]

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[notflynn.livejournal.com]

I don't think I like being on this side of the fence.

[But...won't push it. Figures he'll just find out soon enough... Nice to see Flynn laughing, though]

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[srslynotguy.livejournal.com]

Hah. Maybe you should start thinking about my side more often.

[ But, this is a serious matter. His wipes the smile off his face with a sigh and turns serious. Or well, more serious. ]

I think I remember laughing like this when you talked about a certain lady fourteen years your senior.

[ hint, hint. ]

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[notflynn.livejournal.com]

We'll see about that.

[Raises an eyebrow to this seriousness]

Right, her. What're you trying to say?

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[srslynotguy.livejournal.com]

You like Miss Ino.

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[notflynn.livejournal.com]

[Thankfully, is not THAT DUMB to confuse friendship 'like' and like like.]

Like her.

[Thinks about it]

Well, it'd explain some things.

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[srslynotguy.livejournal.com]

[ Enjoys this deadpan Yuri. ]

Like you getting jealous and twitching when I said I kissed her.

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[notflynn.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah.

[Maybe actually blushing a little. STOP TEASING HIM FLYNN]

You can shut up about it, now.

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[srslynotguy.livejournal.com]

[ chuckle chuckle. ]

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[notflynn.livejournal.com]

That doesn't count as shutting up.

[SIGHS AND SHAKES HIS HEAD, EXASPERATED]

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[srslynotguy.livejournal.com]

I really can't help it. It's like I've just witnessed a milestone in your life, Yuri.

[ grin. chuckle. ]

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[notflynn.livejournal.com]

Thanks, mom.

[SENDS A FLYING PUNCH--]

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[srslynotguy.livejournal.com]

[ Flynn laughs as he leaps to dodge that easily. ]

If you make a move on her outside the curses, though, Yuri. I'm going to have to really lecture you. It's all good if you love her, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to draw a line.

[ Honestly, Flynn has no idea himself if he's serious about this. ]

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[notflynn.livejournal.com]

From 'like' to 'love' in one conversation. Make up your mind, would you?

[Crosses his arms]

Define 'making a move.'

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[srslynotguy.livejournal.com]

And you're suddenly the one grilling me on technicalities?

[ crosses his arms too. ]

Kissing, petting, and going further.

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[notflynn.livejournal.com]

I think there's a saying about this.

[Pretends to think about it]

Oh, right. Don't kiss and tell.

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[srslynotguy.livejournal.com]

If you can keep me in the dark, Yuri, I'd appreciate it. But once I find out about it... well, I'll have to do something.

[ pause. ]

Five years is a significant difference and Miss Ino is barely into proper adulthood by Imperial standards.

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[notflynn.livejournal.com]

I dunno, it doesn't really matter all that much to me.

[He's known how old she was since that one curse, anyway, like fifty months ago.]

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[srslynotguy.livejournal.com]

You should be more concerned. That's... having improper relations with a minor.

[ ...sob. Flynn doesn't know this. ]

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[notflynn.livejournal.com]

You think I haven't thought about it?

[looks a wee bit awkward]

Age's never been important to me.

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[srslynotguy.livejournal.com]

Just think of how old she was the first time you... know.

[ is awkward saying this. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT HE MEANS. ]

And then you tell me again that age's never been important to you.

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[notflynn.livejournal.com]

So how old was cat-eyed girl?

[SUBJECT SWITCH]

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[srslynotguy.livejournal.com]

H- Excuse me? Cat-eyed girl?

[ ...he thinks, Sodia? ]

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[notflynn.livejournal.com]

You know. The girl that's always hanging around you.

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[srslynotguy.livejournal.com]

Sodia...?

She's old... eno-- [ Hey, hey, you subject changed, what the hell, Yuri?! ]

What does Sodia have to do with all of this? The matter at hand is the subject of you being in a relationship with a minor in the eyes of Imperial Law! No, even in the eyes of everyone else!