[What's this? The sound of a high-powered motor coming from underneath the floor? And is that the evil cackling of "Oh-hohohoho"s as, out of nowhere, a girl rises from the ground, the machinery slowly rotating her around like a ballerina?

Or something to that extent.

Once the motor stops, she grabs a mic and points at the screen.]

Wrong, wrong, wrong! This is not good enough!

[And somehow, somehow she manages to take some videos of said people while she calls them out] You! Flynn Scifo! Don't you fully understand your character as a knight? You are not just a stereotypical knight in shining armor off to save a princess from the hands of impurity! You have a best friend, don't you? Express your love for that friend! In reality, you are someone who longs for the warm embrace of your male best friend whom you can never have because of the expectations of society about a handsome and noble knight! Your tormented soul only yearns for the sweet, supple lips of your best friend, and all you want is for your hands to run through those beautiful, raven locks. The pain! The suffering! The agony of not being able to love who you want to because of society's standards! It is truly heartbreaking!

And you, Leon Magnus! Don't you know that rude, bratty characters are out of style nowadays? Reach into yourself and find that sensitive, fragile human being, who loves cute little puppies and takes stray kittens home every night! I want to see more feeling, more emotion! How will you be able to open your heart to the beauty that is love when you are always so cold? I want more deredere! Be moe!

Ruca Milda! Traps used to be a rare breed ten years ago, but now they are found everywhere, especially in those recent Tales of games! If you want to be a trap, be a trap with depth! Draw your manliness from within yourself! Understand the bold, brute character inside you! It is alright to look like a trap as long as you have traits that distinguish you from all the other traps! What more can it be than to deceive people by being brute and strong underneath that pretty face!

You are all not good enough! Now, do it again!

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