[ This is a video post as someone finds the device Flynn has left on the kitchen counter and switches on. The first thing we see is Flynn, and the blond knight can be seen in his full armor + apron, with his back against the screen... It's clear our friendly knight is cooking. There's a sound of scuffling, and finally, it seems Flynn has noticed the "visitor". ]

A visitor...

[ Flynn looks puzzled; this visitor is strange looking... Even so, he smiles after a moment. ]

I'm cooking lunch for myself. Would you like some?

[ The video moves up and down, and Flynn seems really excited to let this visitor try his stuff. He moves around the kitchen and is soon offering a plate that looks absolutely gorgeous and edible to the video. ]

Here, I hope it's to your liking. I experimented a bit with the ingredients, so it's a deviation from the usual recipe--

[ The plate disappears from the video's line of sight. A quick slurp and whoosh sound is heard and then-- the sound of plate crashing? Flynn looks a bit miffed. ]

Was it... not to your liking?

[ The video shifts a bit and then suddenly the video is covered with pink- Aha! Now we can see the visitor, it's--



Soon, the pink fluffball is in front of Flynn, and the knight is looking down at it. And then... well,



this happens....

Followed by..... this:

]

[ The devices comes to life-- but the face that is on it isn't Flynn's, it's some piratey lady from this event. It's 4th wall so these people have somehow found their way into the City again! But this time, they've come for another thing entirely- Oh, and Flynn can be seen at the corner, with his knightly frown. It's manly, okay? ]

If you haven't come here to fight, then please-

[ The pirate lady ignores him. Completely. ]

We told ya already, we come in peace! Anyway, where'd your boyfriend go off to? This'll call 'em to ya, won't it?

My... boyfriend?

Ya know! The cutey-pie you were smooching with! Hey, Guy! We just wanna smooch with you! Where are ya? We're breakin' our necks running away from the Captain here! Come out, come out! We have your pretty leading man with us!

[ And the feed ends there, for some reason. Maybe another pirate lady wants to play with the device, either way, sooner or later, Flynn will have his device. But alas, this post is already swimming on the network... on 4th wall day. Have fun! Anything goes! Except for spoilers, but he already knows about Sodia... Feel free to action or tag by network ♥ ]

It isn't much, but I've made some food for the newly-arrived people. Please help yourselves.

I hope it is to your liking.

[What's this? The sound of a high-powered motor coming from underneath the floor? And is that the evil cackling of "Oh-hohohoho"s as, out of nowhere, a girl rises from the ground, the machinery slowly rotating her around like a ballerina?

Or something to that extent.

Once the motor stops, she grabs a mic and points at the screen.]

Wrong, wrong, wrong! This is not good enough!

[And somehow, somehow she manages to take some videos of said people while she calls them out] You! Flynn Scifo! Don't you fully understand your character as a knight? You are not just a stereotypical knight in shining armor off to save a princess from the hands of impurity! You have a best friend, don't you? Express your love for that friend! In reality, you are someone who longs for the warm embrace of your male best friend whom you can never have because of the expectations of society about a handsome and noble knight! Your tormented soul only yearns for the sweet, supple lips of your best friend, and all you want is for your hands to run through those beautiful, raven locks. The pain! The suffering! The agony of not being able to love who you want to because of society's standards! It is truly heartbreaking!

And you, Leon Magnus! Don't you know that rude, bratty characters are out of style nowadays? Reach into yourself and find that sensitive, fragile human being, who loves cute little puppies and takes stray kittens home every night! I want to see more feeling, more emotion! How will you be able to open your heart to the beauty that is love when you are always so cold? I want more deredere! Be moe!

Ruca Milda! Traps used to be a rare breed ten years ago, but now they are found everywhere, especially in those recent Tales of games! If you want to be a trap, be a trap with depth! Draw your manliness from within yourself! Understand the bold, brute character inside you! It is alright to look like a trap as long as you have traits that distinguish you from all the other traps! What more can it be than to deceive people by being brute and strong underneath that pretty face!

You are all not good enough! Now, do it again!