4th wall backdate;

[srslynotguy]

[ This is a video post as someone finds the device Flynn has left on the kitchen counter and switches on. The first thing we see is Flynn, and the blond knight can be seen in his full armor + apron, with his back against the screen... It's clear our friendly knight is cooking. There's a sound of scuffling, and finally, it seems Flynn has noticed the "visitor". ]

A visitor...

[ Flynn looks puzzled; this visitor is strange looking... Even so, he smiles after a moment. ]

I'm cooking lunch for myself. Would you like some?

[ The video moves up and down, and Flynn seems really excited to let this visitor try his stuff. He moves around the kitchen and is soon offering a plate that looks absolutely gorgeous and edible to the video. ]

Here, I hope it's to your liking. I experimented a bit with the ingredients, so it's a deviation from the usual recipe--

[ The plate disappears from the video's line of sight. A quick slurp and whoosh sound is heard and then-- the sound of plate crashing? Flynn looks a bit miffed. ]

Was it... not to your liking?

[ The video shifts a bit and then suddenly the video is covered with pink- Aha! Now we can see the visitor, it's--



Soon, the pink fluffball is in front of Flynn, and the knight is looking down at it. And then... well,



this happens....

Followed by..... this:

]

[ ooc; Inspired by this awesome thread....... :D And Flynn is still alive an unharmed, off-screen. No Flynns were hurt in the process :c ]

Comments

[dreamsofhorns.livejournal.com]

[ At first, Ruca is freaking out over the sight of Flynn cooking. Out of all the things he could have first seen when he somehow returns to Poly again, it had to be that?

Now he's freaking out for an entirely different reason. ]

M-Mr. Flynn! What just... Is that... Did his cooking eat him?

[ ...For some reason, he can't entirely deny that possibility. ]

Ahh, what do I do!?

[notanemule.livejournal.com]

[ Hi, Ruca, bff! ]

The monster ate him?!

[dreamsofhorns.livejournal.com]

[ Hello, bff Emil, how's everything? ]

That's a monster? It...looks really, really squishy though?

[ That makes more sense than cooking though...probably. ]

More importantly, how do we get him out of there?

[notanemule.livejournal.com]

M-maybe we have to beat it up, and then it'll spit him out...

[ nevermind that Kirby looks mighty small, and how would Flynn fit there except if he was.... compacted... or something... ]

[dreamsofhorns.livejournal.com]

But... If we do that, wouldn't that hurt Mr. Flynn?

[ That is a good question... What sort of monster is that anyway? He doesn't have a lens with him so he can't really check.... ]

[firstaid]

[And Estelle goes into the kitchen in a clean dress that doesn't have a furball on it. The sight she sees is halfway horrifying considering she pretty much knows exactly what happened.]

Why did you eat Flynn?

[Okay, she knows he didn't eat him considering he got spat back out, but still. He's still cute though....]

[willeatyourface.livejournal.com]

[I-it wasn't really his fault that time! He thought Flynn was trying to hurt him with his poisoned cooking so he inhaled on reflex.

That armour was not tasty going down.

Kirby will have the grace to look a little ashamed, though.]

[srslynotguy.livejournal.com]

[ The pink puffball looks sad.... Flynn feels bad :( ]

I don't think he meant to eat me, Lady Estellise...

[firstaid]

[It's okay. Sometimes Flynn's cooking does feel like one is being poisoned. And seeing that ashamed look, she can't help but look at him a little bad herself for somewhat scolding him...even if what he did was kind of bad. But considering he ate that squirrel and didn't seem remorseful meant that that lifestyle was probably something he was used to.

So she will just kneel down and pat it on the head.]

It's okay. Flynn is alright and I have to admit you look really cute like that!

[willeatyourface.livejournal.com]

[Oh... you guys!!!! Since the armour guy doesn't look that angry about being eaten and the pink haired lady is nice as usual, Kirby feels better already. The compliment helps too!

Wonder what he can do with this outfit?]

[srslynotguy.livejournal.com]

[ is totally curled up beside the kitchen stove, temporarily knocked out. Comes to his senses in a moment- ]

...? Lady Estellise?

[ And the furball... it looks like him...? Flynn is very confused :/ Though not threatened at all. ]

[firstaid]

Flynn, are you okay?

[And just to make sure, she will chant a healing spell. Though any psychological damage that may have occurred, she cannot heal.]

[srslynotguy.livejournal.com]

[ He's still confused... but after a few moments, gives Estelle his trademark n_n smile. ]

It doesn't feel like I've been harmed in any way...

[ Though, he sounds a bit unsure as he studies what the pink fluffball had become. Was that his hair and his sword and his cape? ]

[thecountsfault.livejournal.com]

What the fuck is that thing?!

[notanemule.livejournal.com]

It's a monster.

[thecountsfault.livejournal.com]

It's a flipping man eating marshmallow! [This is obviously D's work. What the hell.]

[notanemule.livejournal.com]

Well... that's still a monster too...

Even if I've never met a monster like that...

1/?

[major-douchebag.livejournal.com]

[Jin's in a foul mood as he wanders about the streets. No one living here seems to know how the hell to get out of the so-called "City"; all the information he gets is usually something along the lines of "it's impossible" and "wait for a couple of days".

Like hell he would just sit and wait.

So in another attempt to scrounge up more information (and to keep himself from giving into frustration and stabbing the next helpful person he comes across), he uses the device he found nearby. It was simultaneously helpful and annoying - helpful, because he could search for information without needing to ask someone directly and annoying because of how random posts tended to appear on top.

Like now.

What was this? Just another video of an idiot getting eaten by a pink blob-]

2/?

[major-douchebag.livejournal.com]

[Wait a second, did that thing just-]

3/?

[major-douchebag.livejournal.com]

[No, that was stupid; how would that even be possible? Tch, it's some person's idea of a joke, and he'll just move on to something else more helpful-]

4/?

[major-douchebag.livejournal.com]

[-Did that guy just get spit out. And now that pink blob creature seems to have taken the guy's sword and various other accessories.

Just. No words.]

5/5

[major-douchebag.livejournal.com]

[Except these.]

Just what the hell is that thing?

[And how the fuck does it defy all logic.]

[srslynotguy.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid I have no answer for that.

[ Hey, you're a fighting-game character. Fancy being eaten by the pink fluff ball? :3c ]

[major-douchebag.livejournal.com]

[Well, to be fair, Jin did not exactly expect an answer from the victim.]

And you? Are you uninjured?

[Despite his words, he doesn't sound too concerned. And no, because that would be playercesting because he would totally kill that thing before it could even touch him, knowing that it could eat him like that.]

[2and1make3.livejournal.com]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAH?!