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Flynn Scifo ([personal profile] srslynotguy) wrote2011-10-02 05:55 pm

4th wall backdate;

[ This is a video post as someone finds the device Flynn has left on the kitchen counter and switches on. The first thing we see is Flynn, and the blond knight can be seen in his full armor + apron, with his back against the screen... It's clear our friendly knight is cooking. There's a sound of scuffling, and finally, it seems Flynn has noticed the "visitor". ]

A visitor...

[ Flynn looks puzzled; this visitor is strange looking... Even so, he smiles after a moment. ]

I'm cooking lunch for myself. Would you like some?

[ The video moves up and down, and Flynn seems really excited to let this visitor try his stuff. He moves around the kitchen and is soon offering a plate that looks absolutely gorgeous and edible to the video. ]

Here, I hope it's to your liking. I experimented a bit with the ingredients, so it's a deviation from the usual recipe--

[ The plate disappears from the video's line of sight. A quick slurp and whoosh sound is heard and then-- the sound of plate crashing? Flynn looks a bit miffed. ]

Was it... not to your liking?

[ The video shifts a bit and then suddenly the video is covered with pink- Aha! Now we can see the visitor, it's--



Soon, the pink fluffball is in front of Flynn, and the knight is looking down at it. And then... well,



this happens....

Followed by..... this:

]


[ ooc; Inspired by this awesome thread....... :D And Flynn is still alive an unharmed, off-screen. No Flynns were hurt in the process :c ]

[identity profile] srslynotguy.livejournal.com 2011-10-04 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
I'm afraid I have no answer for that.

[ Hey, you're a fighting-game character. Fancy being eaten by the pink fluff ball? :3c ]

[identity profile] major-douchebag.livejournal.com 2011-10-04 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, to be fair, Jin did not exactly expect an answer from the victim.]

And you? Are you uninjured?

[Despite his words, he doesn't sound too concerned. And no, because that would be playercesting because he would totally kill that thing before it could even touch him, knowing that it could eat him like that.]

[identity profile] srslynotguy.livejournal.com 2011-10-04 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
I'm uninjured. Thank you for the concern.

It doesn't seem like his... abilities... cause harm to those it is used on.

[ But, your weapon will bounce against his marshmallowy body :| Even soooo! ]

[identity profile] major-douchebag.livejournal.com 2011-10-04 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
[At Flynn's thanks, Jin lets out a quiet 'hmph' that may or may not be picked up by the device's microphone. But that's interesting, that it doesn't seem to be an attack... just what was the purpose of doing that, then?]

Are you sure about that? There could have been something you lost.

[Then he'll freeze Kirby first! Hah. But I'm too lazy to draw Jin!Kirby. :C]

[identity profile] srslynotguy.livejournal.com 2011-10-04 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
I feel whole. I think there shouldn't be anything wrong.

[ Maybe I'll draw it tomorrow, alongside Yuri!Kirby... .... BUT KIRBY IS INDESTRUCTIBLE!! ]

doing so many delete/edit combos today...

[identity profile] major-douchebag.livejournal.com 2011-10-04 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, he can see that the hair's still there, at the least. And well, it's not really Jin's problem if it turns out the guy's arm falls off tomorrow. Or goes bald.]

If you insist.

[Although now he has to admit that he's pretty curious about this thing. And to be fair, it's something to do while he's forced to wait to go home (assuming what everyone said is true). Not to mention he's been failing in the "finding an exit" department.

*A*!!! Also does that mean Kirby will get to eat Yuri...]


Do you know where it is now?

That'll increase your tag grade :D!

[identity profile] srslynotguy.livejournal.com 2011-10-04 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
He's currently with us, at our home.

[ We hope it does! >( ]

am I passing right now...

[identity profile] major-douchebag.livejournal.com 2011-10-04 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, so you've captured it.

[Because it couldn't mean anything else, right? Why else would you keep something like that voluntarily? /o/]

Oh, more like you'll need it for the next playthrough...

[identity profile] srslynotguy.livejournal.com 2011-10-04 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
That isn't quite true. It's staying of its own volition.

[ :( Because it's cute? ]

but I already have enough to purchase 10x EXP!

[identity profile] major-douchebag.livejournal.com 2011-10-04 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
...

[Unlike before, where there was a measured politeness to Jin's tone, this time it's quite disbelieving and condescending.]

So you are simply allowing this creature to roam around and do as it pleases?

[He now thinks you're an idiot, Flynn. Well, more of one.]

O-oh. :( That's some grinding you did there... was it tidal wave? :|

[identity profile] srslynotguy.livejournal.com 2011-10-04 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ Flynn isn't fazed by the shift in Jin's tone. ]

It's able to understand us, and it isn't mindless. I believe it doesn't wish to bring anyone to harm at all.

[ He's a good hero :| ]

Garden of Izayoi~ /hugs PS3 version

[identity profile] major-douchebag.livejournal.com 2011-10-04 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
And just how can you be so sure of that?

[It tried to eat him, after all. Not exactly the most friendly greeting ever. But Jin's starting to get that this guy is like that ninja - the kind of person that spews words about the virtues of honour and justice.

Infuriating.]

G-garden?

[identity profile] srslynotguy.livejournal.com 2011-10-04 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
His actions thus far.

[ He was unhurt! A bit frazzled, but unhurt! ]

bonus dungeon in the PS3 version! although I heard that translation was incorrect...

[identity profile] major-douchebag.livejournal.com 2011-10-04 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Jin really wants to facepalm, but he manages to resist the urge. Well whatever, he was certain he could take care of that thing if it posed any threat whatsoever.]

Where do you live? [A question that wasn't a question - being Major meant that he was used to ordering subordinates around and having them listen.]

Telescopic dungeon?

[identity profile] srslynotguy.livejournal.com 2011-10-04 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ Here's the address, Mr douchebag :D ]

Will you be able to find it?

Yes! That! It's a killer on Unknown mode... ;_;

[identity profile] major-douchebag.livejournal.com 2011-10-04 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[That's Major Douchebag Kisaragi to you. And his response to Flynn sounds irritated because of course he will be able to find it, it's not like this is only his second day here and he's unfamiliar with the layout-

...

Well, he'll manage.]


I'll be fine.

[At least all of that city-wandering is now marginally useful. He'll still take several hours to find your house though.]